Idiots

Can't really blame the babies completely for this one, but you gotta admit if they were in bags this problem would certainly be reduced.

Going to the movie theater is a rare occurrence for me. I gotta really be able to learn something from a flick in order to drag my crusty ass out in public to view vomit on a "silver" screen. I got convinced that The Strangers would be a good return on investment, and I have to admit it was great... what I saw of it. Right after the previews there is an announcement with screaming babies, ringing cell phones, and talking people that pleads everyone to be courteous and to not interrupt the movie...

So directly after this announcement, I hear a baby coughing about 2 rows back. You gotta be kidding me, right? So the movie starts, and this baby continues to cough, coo, and just all around make noise. It's a fucking R rated movie. Why is there a baby here? The parents are fucking idiots for bringing the child, and the theater employees and fucking idiots for letting them buy tickets and enter the theater for an R rated movie all the while carrying a baby.

Needless to say we left, got a refund, and waited outside the theater and followed them home. I feel a whole lot better now...

-BB

Stimulate This

So how many of you have received an "economic stimulus" so far? I have, and I am spending it on a shit-ton of bags. Did you know that in the world there are 42.64 deaths per every 1,000 live births? That's a lot of bags needed for those babies.

While I was researching these various statistics, I happened across an interesting Realtime Death Toll Counter (which is apparently based on statistics from the World Health Organization). In the little over 3 minutes and 30 seconds it took for me to peruse the site, 360 people had kicked the bucket due to various reasons ranging from Infectious Diseases like AIDS and Leprosy to others like Road Traffic Accidents and War.

-BB

BOBB?

Bag Of Babies Blog? Say it ain't so...

A little introduction first: I am Bukkake Balboa, M.D. I play guitar in the Death Metal / Grind band called BAG OF BABIES. Horrible samples of our music can be heard on our Myspace here. Our recordings are very lo-fi right now, but I want to get an 8-track issued soon enough.

We are very new to this "BLOGGING" thing, but we want to make sure that our message reaches every corner of the world. And so, we are utilizing these here interwebz in order to accomplish that.