Stimulate This

So how many of you have received an "economic stimulus" so far? I have, and I am spending it on a shit-ton of bags. Did you know that in the world there are 42.64 deaths per every 1,000 live births? That's a lot of bags needed for those babies.

While I was researching these various statistics, I happened across an interesting Realtime Death Toll Counter (which is apparently based on statistics from the World Health Organization). In the little over 3 minutes and 30 seconds it took for me to peruse the site, 360 people had kicked the bucket due to various reasons ranging from Infectious Diseases like AIDS and Leprosy to others like Road Traffic Accidents and War.

-BB

Make up your mind.

I was conversing with the people that are... ahem... "living" in my basement. While we do talk about many different things, they always wonder what the weather is like, y'know, "Out there." Such curious creatures...

So I have been keeping them informed of the amount of rain we've been having in the area recently, and they always seem to bitch and moan about it. It made me think back to last summer when they bitched and moaned about the lack of rain we were having. When it's raining, they wish it wasn't. When it isn't, they wish it was.

"Gee… will it ever stop raining?"
"Man... we sure could use some rain, huh?"

Make up your fucking mind!! Needless to say, dinner was withheld for a few days and they got the hose extra good.

Which brings me to my main point- What does it matter to them? It's not like they'll ever go outside again anyway...

BOBB?

Bag Of Babies Blog? Say it ain't so...

A little introduction first: I am Bukkake Balboa, M.D. I play guitar in the Death Metal / Grind band called BAG OF BABIES. Horrible samples of our music can be heard on our Myspace here. Our recordings are very lo-fi right now, but I want to get an 8-track issued soon enough.

We are very new to this "BLOGGING" thing, but we want to make sure that our message reaches every corner of the world. And so, we are utilizing these here interwebz in order to accomplish that.